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Obama Kills… at the Correspondents’ Dinner

A little over a week ago President Obama absolutely wiped the floor with the celebrities and media pesonalities gathered for the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, a story that got buried after Osama bin Laden got buried – well shot in the head and buried at sea. The day before, armed with media props and a cool demeanour the Decider in Chief bitch slapped Fox News, Donald Trump, Matt Damon, Paul Ryan, Michelle Bachmann, Mitt Romney and Tim Pawlenty, just to name a few. He was also self-effacing, and managed to stay cool as Seth Meyers cracked jokes about Osama bin Laden and his whereabouts. All in all a strong performance, but before I ruin any of the jokes I’ll let the President himself deepen those laugh lines.

Fortunately the President’s speech had a lot of Hollywood tie-ins (King’s Speech, The Lion King, Matt Damon, etc.), otherwise this wouldn’t be the appropriate forum – well, I probably would have written about it anyways. But really, although we like to scoff at the vocal and politically engaged Hollywood elite, Matt Damon does, in my opinion, have a reason to be disappointed. If for no other reason than for his handling of Wall Street, namely reform without teeth or meaning, and continuing the the revolving door policy. For instance, despite being at the center of almost every major American economic meltdown, there’s no SEAL team descending on the headquarters of Goldman Sachs. Indeed CEO and chairman Lloyd Blankfein is doing God’s work. William D. Cohan, author of Money and Power, said it’s a wonder people didn’t rise up – Matt Damon did, and I respect that. My two cents on politics. King’s Speech was a good movie, by the way – this is a movie blog after all.

The Dark Knight Rises Casting Decisions

The Dark Knight Rises PosterBatman 3 has a name and it’s called The Dark Knight Rises. Not necessarily the title for the final installment of a series, a title that implies something of an origin story, despite the fact we saw the beginning in, well, Batman Begins. Don’t be deterred, director Christopher Nolan is a master at manipulating a film’s timeline (see Memento). Apparently the film will switch back and forth between the events taking place after the last film and events before the first film. It sounds like a cool concept and will hopefully make for a story-arch of Lost proportions – without a crushing disappontment for a climax. Speaking of which, Lost actor Nestor Carbonell is in talks to reprise his role as mayor of Gotham. The rest of the ensemble cast will also be returning (assuming their character hasn’t been killed off). A slew of Inception actors will be joining the team, including Tom Hardy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Marion Cotillard, the latter two recent confirmations following a lot of speculation and don’t come necessarily as a big surprise, the result of Nolan’s penchant for using the same actors and remaining quiet about decisions regarding his films. I wouldn’t even be surprised if Ken Wantanabe or Liam Neeson or any of the others in the previous films make a guest appearance or in a short cameo. In fact I expect a few surprises, which hopefully doesn’t ruin it for me. The cool poster on the left was done by themadbutcher.

Arnold is Back! The Governator and Possible Films

The GovernatorAfter his seven year run as Governor of the ungovernable state (California), the last action hero is ready to get back on the silverscreen. His last starring role in the third installment of the Terminator series in 2003 was a big hit. He’s already signed on in a comic book and animated version of himself, The Governator. A series being developed by none other than Spider-Man co-creator Stan Lee, who offered some info on the storyline:

“We’re using all the personal elements of Arnold’s life. We’re using his wife [Maria Shriver]. We’re using his kids. We’re using the fact that he used to be governor. Only after he leaves the governor’s office, Arnold decides to become a crime fighter and builds a secret high-tech crime-fighting center under his house in Brentwood.”

In terms of films, Arnie will probably start with something fresh rather than a sequel to some of his older films. Potential projects include The Tomb and “Last Stand,” as reported by Variety.

The Frozen Tundra

Every once and a while it’s worth watching The Thing. I’m not a big fan of horror or gore, or space alien grossness, but for some reason, this film counts among my favourites of all time. I think I like the atmosphere, the way the story builds and the remoteness of the story’s setting, way down south on the continent Antartica. So much so that I even watched a documentary from Werner Herzog called Encounters at the End of the World. It’s certainly not your penguins and seals docusnoozefest, you meet a lot of interesting people but it’s all too brief with too many questions left unanswered, this could have easily been a mini series. The guy who works in the green house put it aptly, it’s as if you shook the globe and all the loose-footed free-wheeling characters fell to the bottom. Whether it’s a woman who rode a dump truck through the Congo or a reclusive penguin expert you only ever get to scratch the service – which is a shame. Werner Herzog asks some very good questions, and the entire film is beautifully shot and well edited, so I hate to critique it, but Herzog, originally from Germany and a critically acclaimed director, particularly his narration – paying attention to utterly flawless pronunciation – comes off a little laboured and inauthentic, I wish he’d done it with more emotion rather than attention to diction, because from the text you notice his passion for people. Regardless, for anyone looking to find out more about the Big Freeze, definitely take a look at this film. And for those fans of the original John Carpenter sci-fi horror classic, there’s a prequel coming out, which cronicles what happened to the Norweigans, before they showed up at the American base trying to kill that poor, poor puppy wuppy dog. It won’t be out until October of this year, never a good thing when films get pushed back, but I’ll do anything to return to that desolate, frozen landscape.

One of the Greats

Film producer, director and studio executive Bernd Eichinger died suddenly of a heart attack on Tuesday in Los Angeles. The man behind a number of major films in both the United States (The NeverEnding Story, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer) and in Germany (Downfall, The Baader-Meinhof Complex). Eichinger is celebrated for breaking through in Hollywood and helping revitalize German cinema. He helped launch Wolgang Petersen’s career (Air Force One, Troy). English speaking audiences might better recognize Downfall (Der Untergang in German) for its humorous translations on YouTube. This is my favourite. If you haven’t seen the film (with the actual subtitles) you should. There’s no doubt that given his contribution to world cinema, Eichinger will be missed.

Out of Order: Gervais at the Golden Globes

After being on hiatus for the holidays I’m happy to have a good story to write about to kick off 2011, even if we’re already a few weeks in. Comedian Ricky Gervais had people squirming in their seats at the Golden Globes Sunday. Did you know they were on? I don’t follow the awards season much, but after hearing of the contrversy over his performance I decided to take a look. Even before I watched it I was wondering why they hired him for the job? If you’ve seen his stand-up it’s pretty much over-the-top, offensive humour from start to finish. I like comedians who push the envelope, say something that produces that mix of hand covered mouthes and unrestrained laughter – a palpable sign of discordance in our politically correct society. However, I don’t think it should be used for 60 minutes straight, I prefer someone like George Carlin, who used that kind of humour sparingly but wisely. Both men would tell you that you can joke about anything, it’s the context, and in Ricky’s case it’s the direct, unabashed offensiveness that has people keeling in their seats, most of the time. Hardly the case, judging by the awkward laughs and stone faces during the broadcast and the subsequent fallout, not everyone enjoyed Ricky’s brand of humour. What did they expect, he hosted the year before, for god’s sake. I’ll be honest, the digs Gervais made read like a tabloid newspaper, Charlie Sheen is a booze-hound, Tom Cruise is a closet homosexual, Hugh Hefner is old, ha-bloody-ha. Given the fact that none of these people were present it seemed irrelevant to the show and just comes off a TMZ like, celebrity-obsessed, Hollywood-centric garbage. I was happy to see De Niro got into it with some better jibes – he can be seen laughing heard during Gervais’ set – but again people seemed a little on edge and more nervous than anything. Other presenters fired back, in a one-two punch Tom Hanks said to Tim Allen “We recall when Ricky Gervais was a slightly chubby but very kind comedian,” to which Allen replied: “Neither of which he is now.” Oh snap! Come on guys, you can do better than that, and Ricky can take it. Granted, this isn’t a celebrity roast, but nevertheless people should understand that it’s just a joke. I’m not one who enjoys watching celebrities go off the deep end, a strange kind of schadenfreude our celebrity-worshipping society indulges in, but if a distinguished actor like like De Niro can laugh at himself, we should be able to as well. Besides, imagine how our delicate sensbilities had been offended if Ricky hadn’t toned it down, here’s what he had orginally planned.

Casting Call for the Hobbit: Why Not Ian Holm?

After a rough start things are finally coming together for the release of The Hobbit. Bilbo, the main character in this prelude to The Lord of the Rings has been cast. Ian Holm did a tremendous job and would have been in Del Toro’s picture, apparently, but the role went to Martin Freeman, who reckons he can do a good Ian Holm. Although Freeman can maybe pass as a younger version of his predecessor, isn’t it possible to do some Hollywood magic on old Homesy boy. A Google search with the terms freeman, holm, bilbo and bullshit reveals a number of individuals with the same view. After all they did it for Wayne and Garth, Magneto and Xavier (sorry no link – just wath the opening of X-Men: The Last Stand). I’m sure Freeman will do a good job though, I guess you can’t have your main character with an odd sheen on his face for the entire film. Regardless, it looks like Bloom, Blanchett, McKellan, Serkis and Weaving will likely all make a return. To be quite honest I’m quite excited about this film (err films). Unfortunately once I finish reading a book I almost immediately forget what was in it – a good reason to cram the night before – but since I read this books ages ago I don’t remember much, other than the basic story arch and the fact that it was spectactular. Despite the modest size of The Hobbit in comparison to its sequels, there is certainly enough material to fill out two films. But let’s be honest, they could have made a trilogy for each LOTR book. It’s an exciting new story, combined with the benefit of nostalgia, familiar names and faces. One face will sadly be missing, however.

2011: The Year of 3-D and Sequels

This year is slowly but surely coming to a close. Before everyone comes out with their top tens for twenty a ten, a look at the year ahead reveals a lot of sequels and 3-dimensional motion pictures on the horizon. I hear you saying, isn’t every year the year of the sequel? That’s true, horror franchises are bad for that, see Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, but it’s done for obvious reasons – even Speed 2 turned a profit. They cover all demographics too: the kiddies get to see a few animated franchises take another kick at the can, like Cars and Kung Fu Panda; older kids gets get to watch Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean film; young teenagers (well everybody, including me) get to watch the final Harry Potter film; teenagers and adults alike get to watch a sequel to The Hangover. Hollywood’s heavy hitters are also getting behind 3-D, Stephen Spielberg, who hasn’t directed a film since Munich will do an animated version of Tin Tin, Scorcese will be doing an adaptation of The Invention of Hugo Cabret. Two names that lend more credibility to the 3-D movie than, say, the latest installment of Saw does. Michael Bay will bridge the gap between these two trends, directing the 3-D sequel Transformers: Dark of the Moon. So enjoy both trends, new and old.

The Hobbit to Incorporate Macbeth Story!?

In an uncharacteristic move Peter Jackson has announced his intention to incorporate the story of Macbeth into the classic Middle Earth tale, in what will certainly be a major diversion from the original story, much to the disdain of die hard fans. Okay, so that’s not true at all, but this project might as well be titled “Macbeth,” given how what has to be the safest bet in Hollywood simply can’t get off the ground. The film failed to launch due to MGM’s financial trouble (along with James Bond and a few other films), resulting in director Guillermo del Toro dropping out. Peter Jackson who would have been producing has now been brought on to direct, in what must seem like taking the helm of a sinking ship. Unions have turned Jackson into the bad guy over a disagreement regarding minimum conditions for actors, but Jackson is convinced they’re trying to wheedle out dollars out of a big budget production, setting a standard that would make life harder for smaller film companies. Regadless, it is looking like a real possibility that the film will not be shot on the now hallowed ground of New Zealand as a result. The New Zealand union is also telling actors to boycott the production so long as the row is not resolved. A notion supported by the three of the main actors in the film. On top of that, add the fact that Jackson was initially booted from the project. Recently fires destoryed miniatures to be used in production. This film seems plagued, damned and unlikely to meet the December 2011 release date. I hope I’m wrong.

Fourth Stieg Larsson Book is Actually Fifth

It’s a very tragic and ironic twist of fate that some great artists never get to enjoy (nor reap the financial benefit) of their fame, Phlip K. Dick and Vincent Van Gogh come to my mind. Stieg Larsson certainly counts among them, although I don’t think he was living hand-to-mouth. Nevertheless it’s a travesty that he didn’t get to enjoy his success, and for his fans, well, we would have been interested in the conclusion to his ten part series. Only three books have been published and the existence of a fourth manuscript was well-known. However the BBC, erroneously referring to the Milennium trilogy as the “Girl with the Dragon series” (come on guys, really?), reported that the fourth Manuscript is actually the fifth book in the series. Apparently Stieg told his younger brother Joakim that the book was nearly finished and that it was finished out of sequence because it was more fun to write. In any case, no word on whether or not it will be published anytime soon. As previously reported, only remakes of Millennium are in the works.